When going on a first date guys, do not admit in the first 20 minutes that you are “a quarter of an inch away from being gay” – that doesn’t make a girl want to continue dating you.
…. Also, after making said statement, do not reaffirm yourself by telling a story about how you and your ex-girlfriend used to bang even though she was engaged. F-to-the-AIL.
I’m not even going to go into detail with this one – a few sentences will do.
When you’ve just begun seeing someone and they admit the last person they dated before you was a married woman, that should raise such a HUGE red flag that you should walk away. Immediately. Like seriously, if a guy dates married women and doesn’t see any problem with it, walk away. Fail.
My story isn’t that long but I think it’s a dating fail. I had been dating this girl for a few months and I thought everything was going really well.
On a Friday night we decided to go and see Titanic after it had been out for a while. I really didn’t want to see it but I knew she did. On the way to the movie she hears on the radio that Leo dies. Read More
I went on a first date with a guy that I met on a dating website (don’t judge, I had just moved to a new city, wanted to get a feel for the dating pool). We set up a date at a fairly pricey restaurant in one of the fancier neighborhoods in town – so I dressed appropriately. Sexy sweater, curve-fitting jeans, and my highest heels… you know, first date attire. Read More
This isn’t exactly a date but you’ll get it. So one day at school this boy named Tony ( who is so into me and i m into him) well he asked if he could go in front of me in line. I said sure and instead of staying in front of me he walked up to this really pretty girl named Grace (who he also likes) and he started flirting with her. And rumor has it that he was going to ask her out. What a heartbreak.
There was a time in my past life when I had a penchant for bearded boys. Hippy-skippy ones, to be precise. I became good friends with one of these wonderful earth-children, loved his politics, loved his views, loved our discussions. One could say that I developed a little crush on my earth-child. Read More
This is a short story, but one I’m sure some girls can relate to. It was my junior year in college and I was fresh off a heartbreak so I was just looking to have a good time and make out with some hot guys. My friend was celebrating her 21st birthday and her boyfriend had his good looking friends over for it. I immediately picked out one that was cute (I can not for the love of it remember his name). He had a bunch of piercings, nice body and he was interested. Read More
I’m going to give the short end of the story because Micah and I have quite the history. I met him several summers ago and we had a pretty fantastic summer romance — picture Sandy and Danny from Grease. We went hiking, we went swimming, we went camping, we watched the stars, all that romantical nature stuff. True love under the summer sun… Read More
So, back in the day I had this huge crush on a guy named Martin. Let me just say that this was not a crush I wanted nor did I intend on falling for this guy. I worked with him and I was minding my own business when he came up to me to tell me he had an interesting dream about me. It all went downhill from there. Read More
